How to Lose Your Girlfriend, Guaranteed!

August 24th, 2011 by Nick Notas 6 Comments

Display a general lack of respect

Trying to break the bond with your girlfriend? No problem, just lose respect for her. Look at her imperfections in a negative light rather than trying to understand them. From the start, be inconsiderate of her feelings and just assume she overreacts all of the time. That way she can feel hurt and disconnected.

When you’re out in public, don’t stand up for her. Be sure to make her feel foolish for spilling her beer or forgetting your friend’s name. Don’t hold doors for her or give her any compliments – that stuff is lame. Make everything about you, not her.

Bend the truth

Never tell her the whole truth. You should omit facts, hide your feelings, and lie to get out of obligations. Don’t allow her to trust you because then she’ll expect more from you. Show her that you don’t have integrity and you don’t care enough to be honest with her. Keep her on her toes so she doesn’t get too comfortable in the relationship.

Create unnecessary conflicts

Pick fights with her about insignificant things. Push her buttons as much as possible and bait her into a full-blown argument. It’s not a real fight unless you’re both screaming at each other. Some of the best ways I’ve ruined relationships are by losing my temper and hurling insults that I knew would do the most damage.

Don’t ever apologize, especially when you’re wrong. It shows weakness and puts the blame on you. Instead, guilt her until she feels so bad that she says she’s sorry. Remember, it’s never your fault because you’re perfect.

Don’t maintain yourself

Let yourself go. She was initially attracted to you for a reason and you need to break that. Stop dressing up, don’t shower regularly, leave a mess wherever you are, and forget about exercising or healthy eating. You want her to know that you don’t care about taking care of yourself or looking good for her. 

Never spice things up

Boring routines are great for dulling out a relationship. Be sure to do the same things each and every day and never change it up. Decline any requests to do anything exciting. Surprises, cute gifts, and unexpected adventures are a waste of time and money.

When it comes to sex, forget about pleasing her. You’re already dating her, so why should you have to seduce her anymore? Skip the foreplay and teasing and make it about getting your rocks off. Avoid trying new things in the bedroom or encouraging her to open up to you sexually. Be predictable, passive, and selfish.

Get jealous and possessive

Poison the relationship by being needy, jealous, and controlling. Let her know that you’re insecure and she shouldn’t have any freedom. If she asks to go for a girl’s night out, refuse and try to stop her from seeing her friends. She should be with you and no one else.

At the very least, make sure she feels ashamed for wanting to have fun. When she’s away, call and text her constantly to check-in. Annoy her as much as possible, kill the mood, and distract her from enjoying herself.

Worry about her past relationships and remind her often. Tell her how hurt you are even though it was before you were together. Throw in a little resentment toward her as well.

Just follow these six easy steps to lose your girlfriend in no time. However, if you’re looking to keep your partner, I’d recommend doing the exact opposite of everything listed above. We all make mistakes sometimes, but that’s no excuse to mistreat a lady. Let this be a wakeup call for those of you who need to hear it.

Got questions about your relationship? Go ahead and ask me.

  1. Taz @ Climb the Rainbow on August 25, 2011

    This is hilarious Nick!

    Not standing up for her (or for yourself for that matter) works an absolute treat for making her lose respect for you…and start looking for a bloke that actually has a pair. This is definitely one of the most effective ways to lose your lady!

    • Nick on August 28, 2011

      Hah, I started writing this as straight-forward “how to NOT lose your girlfriend” and thought it might be more effective and funny this way. Glad you enjoyed it, too. 🙂

  2. Nick on March 5, 2014

    Aw man, I’m super guilty of that thing you mentioned towards the end. I sometimes tend to get random outbursts of insecurity and then suddenly get all “hurt” about things that happened in my girlfriend’s past. Luckily enough my girlfriend too sometimes has these random insecure breakdowns, so we’re super open about when we’re having one of them and really just talk about them till we both feel better again. Haha, this may sound super pathetic, but we even coined our own personal term for when we’re experiencing one of those moments ^^ All in all, I just can’t underline enough, how important it is to not just communicate to one another but also be able to *understand* one another.

    Great site Nick, really enjoy your opinions on things!

  3. Kathleen on October 10, 2014

    I’m glad to hear that this was a joke. I was starting to lose respect for you. . . you weren’t trying to lose me were you?

  4. Langui on January 21, 2015

    Woooooooooow!!!!!!!!! This is great man. I love it… She deserves it. U rock bro…

  5. sanjay on February 17, 2016

    hi nick.thank.you for the information . i have been gone through this.situation since 2years n.i do not get.the right girl because of.my.needy problem.i.read your article but the problem.here is how to apply practically in my life .i.have been reading.this.quiet long time but acheiving less due to.practical.implementation..every time.i.go to talk.with the girls my past reflects me a lot and i repeat the same.mistake again and again how.to.get rid of this.feeling and my past to.live in the present. .do you have some.technique to implement practically..just reading your article.and changing mind does,nt work.i have tried.this.many time but fall with same.needy behaviour with many girls.and.i.get rejected too..i.think.my feeling self-confident and having postive esttem feeling only.with.ur words does not give me.practically evaluation of my.relationship..i.dont understand girls .i.alwys trying to improve myslef by reading ur article..but i doesnt work to me really .it is.beacause its hard for.me.to.forget my past because its been so long that i.have gone.through this.situation..i.have a less analytical power n less intelligent also to analyze the situation…can u tell.me how.to.be analytically strong to the girls to understand the situation.with girls?? i.really.need help.??????????? please